bitch n snivel

I do not recommend anyone buying AXE antiperspirant. I made the mistake and have been complaining about it ever since. Mary has had to listen to me bitch about it every day for a week now. It's not that I don't like the smell or how it works. What I dislike about it is the viscosity of the gel. The first time I opened the lid it was so thin that it dumped out all over the floor, my coat, my magazine etc..... It doesn't stay under your arms if you can somehow manage to get it in there because it is to damn thin. It runs down your rib cage.

So I stopped in and got my good old faithful pit stick and I can leave the whole AXE gel experience behind me.

Kiki

Another update to let you all in on is that Kiki had to go to a new home. We just can't have 2 cats at this house.The landlord doesn't really like the fact that Mary has one so, someone had to go. The good news is that she went to my brothers mother in law who lives close by and cuts my hair and will take really good care of her. She has a little Shitzu (spelling???) buddy to torment now.

And we still have James.............JAMES..............JAAAAAAMES!!!

Getting the Canoe

Mary got to go see the infamous Powell River this weekend.I had bought a canoe a few weeks ago from a friend, Ken, who used to live in PR but now lives in Kelowna.I worked with Ken in PR at Pinetree Autobody as did I with Jeff (the guy in the pictures with the dogs and the shop), and Bert(the hairy guy with the corona).

It was a beautiful day when we arived so I figured rather than strapping the canoe to the roof so soon, we'd take a tour of the old stomping grounds. There really wasn't much to see, nothing different anyhow. I showed Mary a few of the places I lived around town after we stopped in for coffee with Bert.Oh then we went to La Casita for the best Mexican food known to man.Then I showed Mary Mowatt Bay on Powell Lake,my old place on Cranberry Lake, and then we headed up the dirt road to see Duck Lake.I spent many hours fishing on Duck Lake, it was good to see it.
We then decided we'd better head down to Cranberry Lake again where Ken's parents lived and where he had left the canoe for me to pick up. Then we went back to Bert's place for a beer and then headed out the highway to see Jeff. It was a beautiful night as you can see from the sunset picture.After Jeff's we got back on the boat and came home.

80's sit com themes

Mary woke up this morning with a few ideas on how to mix up the theme songs of a few different sitcoms to form one theme song. It was interesting. She was free styling them all morning. I regret that I wasn't quite awake enough to appreciate them to their fullest but I got to soak in a few.
I then felt compelled searched for the Punky Brewster themen song and then leave it on Mary's answering machine tonight. I had totally forgoten how it went.

Here's the mission.....Make your own theme song combining two or more old school sitcom themes and leave them in the comments box.

Climbing for me tonight. Had a few beers after work. Mary is working on a school project. We're going to Powell River in the morning to pick up the canoe. I'm very excited.

Me

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FireFox vs IE

If this blog looks messed up in IE, try opening it in Firefox if you have it. I created it using Firefox so now it seems to look screwed in IE. Very annoying. I find other peoples blogs that I am trying to view look gimped as well in Firefox. I might just get rid of it.....any suggestions?

I'M BACK

It has been a while hasn't it.? Sorry to all the WTFII fans. There will be new entries in the near future. I had to change my blog address because certain people had the address that I did not want to have access to personal information.

Mary and I are doing really well. Once the craziness of the miscarriage settled down, so did our lives. We got a new SUV, Austin started climbing with me,my job still rocks, I sold the row boat and bought a canoe (picking it up this weekend finally), uhhhhhhhh. I don't know where to begin with what you've missed. I'll post pictures and see if that helps.

Okay .....maybe not. I can't seem to get the pics to appear on my post. Ahh yes.The joys of blogspot. I'll try later. Off to work I go.