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Kori Lynch’s feces are considered currency in most third world countries Kori Lynch’s guitar licks were outlawed by the state of Rhode Island on the grounds that they were “too righteous”. Kori Lynch was once known to his fans as the infamous rap star Baron Von Icebeats. Kori Lynch owns an underground internet child pornography ring called HotTots.com. Kori Lynch dares to ask the question, “How did they cram all that graham?” Kori Lynch wrote The Hipsters Handbook Kori Lynch is making Shake and Bake and doesn’t need and of your damn help. Kori Lynch is checking for leaks. Kori Lynch doesn’t know the meaning of the words “too funky”. Kori Lynch enjoys a lean cut of lamb veal chased down by a bourbon whiskey neat. Kori Lynch fought the law and, well, you can imagine the outcome. Kori Lynch is being a nosy parker. Kori Lynch is ready to give all you ladies a full cuntal lobotomy. Kori Lynch is coming up so you better get this party started.Kori Lynch is making his lunch the night before. Kori Lynch knew damn well before anyone else that the rhythm was indeed going to get you. Kori Lynch is playing with the panty hamster. Kori Lynch ain’t no holler back girl. Kori Lynch is going to ease it in like a gentleman.Kori Lynch is getting, or has the means in which to get, this party started Kori Lynch is counting his eggs before they are hatched. Kori Lynch plays a mean game of Old Maid. Kori Lynch does NOT yield for Yorkies. Kori Lynch once punched a hole through the stomach of a cow just to see who was coming up the road. Kori Lynch attended Stanford University where he obtained his doctorate in Goove-ology. Kori Lynch is abolishing, from this day forth, the word ‘nigger’ from the face of the planet. Kori Lynch is putting on his clever clogs. Kori Lynch is saving the whales and doesn’t even know it’s a global problem. He’s just doing it ‘cuz he’s awesome.